The Prophets and Fesity

Welcome to the Council of the Unhinged, where the future is always uncertain and the tea is always strong

We are the Prophets and Fesity, a mystical group of individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting the unpredictability of tomorrow. Our methods are unorthodox, our results are often hilarious, and our coffee is always over-roasted.

Click here for more information about our organization, or here for a list of our latest, totally-not-at-all-accurate predictions.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try here for a list of our completely-made-up,ประก totally-not-serious prophecies.